Tiny Canon Powershot that I bought used off of Ebay 6 years ago is survived by his sister iPod mini that I also bought used off of Ebay 6 years ago. Respects can be paid on the kitchen counter next to the pen holder until Sunday. Or more likely next week. Meh, who am I kidding? It'll probably still be sitting there in October, seeing the way things go around here.
Anyway, I was going to
Specimen #1: Who needs to buy "trellises" for their plants to grow on when you can just grab three FREE sticks from behind your house and rubber-band them together to make Pea Support Teepees?
Specimen #2: And remember the hat that tells lies? Well here it is! Claims I ran some insane distance through a desert without sleeping or something. Whatevs, dude. It was FREE at the running store one day when they were doing a special clearance sale. Yes please!
Specimen #6: That white high-tech fabric top was also FREE. Seriously! Some kind of promotional item from back when I was a buyer and vendors would leave free stuff all over our desks in an attempt to get us to purchase more things. Yes please again!
And here's the rest of the ensemble, which I'm sure you remember from Tuesday's post. I'm bringin' it back so you can appreciate the full effect of the FREE leggings (a gift) and the FREE Athleta running shorts (hand me down from a friend) and the not quite FREE but purchased for next to nothing off of Ebay New Balance trail running shoes.
Hey, if you guys know of any cities or states or um, ahem... countries that could use a little help balancing their budgets, will you kindly pass along my name? Thanks bunches!