Tuesday, October 11, 2011

Meet the youngest cast member of Jersey Shore


First of all, yes that is the roof of our house with a tiny 4-year old bottom on it.  Sure, that gives me pause...a little bit of pause.  But more importantly, can we just make a little comparison for a sec?

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No.

No.

Just...NO.  This is not good.

WHY?  Why is my son wearing half of a The Situation costume???  Who led him to believe that putting that chain around his neck would make him look "cool"?

What's next....a field-trip to the  tanning salon?  Are they even called tanning salons???

Man.  Someone dropped the parenting ball this time, I tell ya what.
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23 comments :

  1. But why is little pauly d on the roof?

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  2. He was helping to clean out the gutters...of course! Careful cropping of this photo means you can't see Tommy on a ladder right next to him. He just leaned back for one sec while I snapped the photo :)

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  3. and p.s. No, he was not actually helping to clean out the gutters, either. I just love taking bad-mom photos!

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  4. However, he may just be able to support his parents in their old age, what with all his fancy MTV dollars....

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  5. Hmmmmmm, fancy MTV dollars you say....

    Where can I find super-tight toddler sized t-shirts?

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  6. oh. my. gosh. TOO FUNNY! ahahahahahhahaha good luck with that one! :oD


    Jamie
    For Love of Cupcakes

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  7. I hear reality stars make big money these days ;)

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  8. Man, you're right! I could be like one of those awesome pageant moms, but instead of the little girl with the fake teeth on I'll have a little boy with airbrushed ab muscles. Su-WEET!

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  9. Oh no!! Tanning salons and fake gold chains all around!

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  10. oh, too funny! Love his expression!

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  11. Look at your sweet helper! He's the cutest little Pauly D ever!

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  12. Being a native New Yorker, I can safely explain that his name should now be pronounced "Pawlie D." There's no need to be alarmed. Unless of course, he starts hoarding bottles of self-tanner, hair gel and Drakkar Noir cologne. Call in the big guns if he begins to covet Mustangs or an IROQ Z and plans road trips to Long Beach Island. If that's the case, you're in trouble.
    Should you require someone to perform an intervention, cawll me. I might be at the mawll, but leave a message. I'll talk him down off the roof.

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  13. Well now I'm REALLY scared because there is nothing in the world he wants more than a Mustang or an IROQ Z. Unless it's a bigger chain to wear. Noooooooooooooo!

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  14. Oh my goodness, "little boy with airbrushed ab muscles" almost made me spit out my water all over my monitor." LOL!

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  15. Hah! Sometimes the comments are the best part of a post :)

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  16. Ohhhhhh Dwija!! You could invite lil Snookie over. She'd be a good influence on him

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  17. Can I get in on his contract? He certainly has the facial expression goin' on.

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  18. Hilarious! I totally see the resemblance.

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  19. Hahahaha!!! I can see the resemblance too!!! And how on Earth did he get on the roof? I'm so glad you captured it with the camera before getting him down ;)

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  20. 12 hours later, and I am still laughing. It's the expression that really nails it. He should be on TV.

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  21. HAHAHA I love Kelli's comment. Just reading 'Drakkar' reminded me of high school boys wearing starter jackets and DJ Jazzy Jeff & the Fresh Prince.

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  22. @Julie- he's totally a drama queen already. He was MADE to be a star!

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