Thursday, May 10, 2012

She needs to...sniff her armpits? {p. h. f. r.}

{pretty}
Yesterday via twitter, my friend Mary Kate tried to ruin my day by telling me that cloudy weather was headed our way.  I told her she better watch what kinds of lies she's trying to spread (literal quote: "You hush your mouth, Dempsey!").  And just look at who was wrong:


Not a cloud to be seen in southwest Michigan today, my friends!  Cari, you best bring that new baby of yours and all her doting siblings to see us, stat.

{happy}
Can you even imagine how many frig-fraggin' fresh peas we're gonna have in few weeks????
Git the trellises up, honey!

{funny}
This morning my two eldest children went on a field trip.  Apparently they thought that in order to be picked up at 7:45, they would need to leap from their beds, bright-eyed and bushy tailed, at SIX O'CLOCK IN THE A.M.  Only after insisting that they get their sleep deprived hineys back in bed for another hour did I find this little gem on the door of one of their rooms:
Item #4 is of particular interest to me....

{real}
Right as I started this post, this happened:
Danger 6,587 of being 8 months pregnant: much larger surface area upon which to spill one's beverage.

Gosh, I'm so well-bred.



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22 comments :

  1. Oh Blah blah blah..... God's on your side and whatnot.... Dwija is Queen of the Weather! Happy now? LOL

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    1. Hahahahaha! Just for posting this, God's totally gonna smite me with a hail storm or something...

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  2. Bahahahaha! I love that there is no follow up to sniffing armpits. Just gotta sniff 'em. Also, I have pea envy. Please read that correctly.

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  3. lol...I'm with Rhonda on the stink butt item, too funny!

    I live with an armpit sniffer/sock sniffer. What can I say?

    Oh how I remember having blackish lines from our station wagon steering wheel on my growing preggers tummy. Had to have the seat up so I could reach the pedals..wasn't much clearance between baby and wheel.

    Mmmmmm...I have pea envy too. Not envying your need to pee around this stage of baby, though.

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  4. I've heard that occasional showers are the cure for a bad case of smelly armpits and the stink butts! ;)

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  5. Totally love "lounge if there is time"...ahh girls after my own heart! They could streamline if while lounging they sniff armpits and be stink butts. A true lesson in multitasking.

    Baby belly looks sweet and beautiful...even when spilled upon!

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  6. "Be a stinkbutt" is on my daily list, not just my Thursday one!

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  7. Smelling one's armpits is always on everyone's list, you kids just have the foresight to write it down..LOL Never underestimate it.

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  8. Haha...the list is so funny...and spilled beverage or not..that is a beautiful belly and the droplets look like golden jewels.=)

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  9. "Lounge if there is time." Hahahaha! How . . . pragmatic?

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  10. I am SO putting Be a Stinkbutt on people's To Do lists around here.

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  11. I love your kid's lists. It's like a mullet - business and party all in one!

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  12. Love the list - just too funny - I especially like that smelling the armpits appears to be part of the hygiene routine...
    And you're entitled to spill on the belly - otherwise you would have had to bend over and mop up the floor, or use a dishtowel with your toes... we wouldn't want you to have to start exercising so early in the morning.

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  13. Lounge if there is time is my new mission statement. Thanks, Borobia girls : )

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  14. Why do I suspect that Lizzy is the one who tasked Katie with "Be a stinkbutt"? And my favorite part of the list? The fact that they used their last names!

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  15. Hahaha funny list!!

    And in my first pregnancy, I spilled ice cream on my belly ALL. THE. TIME.

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  16. Well, at least they brush their teeth and hair. Love the list.

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  17. Oh my gosh. Your children must have picked up your ability to crack people up. I love it!!! hahahaha

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  18. I like the "lounge if there is time" - it's a comprehensive list, you have to say that about it.

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  19. that list is hilarious! I don't know which is my fave- smell armpits, lounge if there is time, or be a stink butt.

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