(1)FRIDAY!!!! Oh yes it's *Friiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiday*. FFF-RRR-III-DDD-AAA-YYY!
over on the twitter, you would have eagerly stabbed yourself in the eyes with hot pokers so you wouldn't have to watch my blubbering any longer:
(3)But then today my midwife came and she listened to my symptoms and she checked on the baby and then she asked me if I'd like her to check me and I was all "Oh you better, because I need to know that there's been some progress. And if there HASN'T been progress, I'm going to need a triple-decker ice cream cone and a child-free Labyrinth marathon".
And so she did and I am FOUR CENTIMETERS dilated and baby is in the world's most perfect position with head engaged. Then as she left she said "I hope to hear from you tonight!"
And do you remember what I said about Friday back on Tuesday? And then what I said again on Wednesday? And holy mackerel, Andy, just look at this authentic tweet I sent way back on the 3rd:
Ohsweetbabyjeezus, please let me be psychic! It would be my most favorite day that was ever a day in the history of days!
And in conclusion, my children make me laugh:
Work it, girl!