Tuesday, July 03, 2012

This Morning

Mommy, I wanna be naked

Okay.

dump out yesterday's cold leftovers

Mommy, I need peanut butter and jelly for breakfast

Okay.

rinse out carafe

Mommy, Spongebob has a round booty.  Like two round booties.  When he was wearing a bat costume and was trying to fly, I saw it.

Okay.

pour water. spill all over counter . shrug.

Oooh, daddy got the cereal with almonds!  I want the cereal with the almonds.

Okay.

filter.  where are the dang filters?

But where's my peanut butter and jelly sandwich?

Okay.

scoop.  scoop.  scoop.

Look!  I'm naked!

brew


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11 comments :

  1. Ummm...too cute. That is adorable.

    You should work on the definition of naked though, boots and a diaper is practically fully dressed! :)

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  2. Hahahah! Hey, at least you're up and out of bed, right?

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  3. Life with a toddler is never dull. It's about as sharp as the knife you contemplate poking your eyes out with on a daily basis. Still love those little cuties, though : )

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  4. Hahaha! Adorable and sounds much like our home. :-) The boots are to die for! As long as you've got the right shoes, who really needs an outfit?

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  5. I don't know how to work our coffee maker, so on mornings when Ken is gone, I'm humped.

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  6. She's a trendsetter! Too cute.

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  7. What, diapers and boots are trending now??? :)

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  8. standard toddler dress around here.....just missing the Barbie headband :)

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  9. "...two round booties..." Got to love Spongebob.

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  10. Oh my goodness I love toddlers so much!!!

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