And then I was all "you're what...?"
And he was all "I'm throwing up!"
And I was all "Wait! Where are you?"
That's how my Monday Before Thanksgiving started. Yes, that's today.
But where have I been all weekend???? I don't even know. A nighttime holiday parade, a nativity performance rehearsal, an accidental super awesome all day/all night dinner/scrabble party at a friend's house*.
Why yes, I did win, thank you very much for asking (!!!!**).
But then this morning I awakened (awoke?) to the sound of a gagging 5 year old boy, miraculously already kneeling in front of the toilet (!!!!**). He proceeded....you want to hear more about vomit, don't you?...to puke an additional 7 times into a metal mixing bowl.
I am a wreck. The house is a wreck. Our schedule is a wreck. And I didn't even post what I wore yesterday for the Sunday link-up! Now how will you ever know that I paired chandelier earrings with a khaki skirt with surprisingly not-schizophrenic results? Sigh. You won't. But you will know that I tried on THREE other outfits first that all got thrown into the "don't fit yet" pile which made me want to punch someone. My husband was closest.
Anyway, mostly I'm writing all of this to avoid doing my chores. Someday, when I'm grown-up, I'm sure I'll quit doing foolish things like this. But until then let's watch this, shall we? Yes we shall.
(I love Mayim Bialik)
*sorry we left your house such a mess. I always say that, yet we keep doing it. Gold star friend right here!