Seeing as you are a productive member of society and have things to do and people to care for and stuff to cleanse, you have probably not been following this facebook discussion with rapt attention. Go skim it first.
So. Here is why we need to completely redo our kitchen ceiling and can't just change the fixture. But now is not a good time so instead we must, for the moment, buy replacement bulbs for the atrocious light of disgustingness:
I know! How do we even live like this?!?!?