It's 20 minutes 'til 11 and I am so exhausted from staying up too late doing nothing important the last few nights that I MUST be finished by then. 7 Takes! 20 minutes! Luckily, Jessie tagged me in that 5 Things Thing (new official name) so Imma just roll 'em out right here:
Because God knows the limits of what this world can handle, I am the only child of my two
Freakish Body Tricks de Dweej:
- removing shoulder from socket
- using toes of one foot to crack the toes of the other foot
- single eyebrow raise
I used to ride horses when I was a wee lil' thang and then ended up using all that ostensibly useless knowledge to land me a job at a snazzy tack store for years and years. High-five expensive, time-consuming hobbies! And you know that thing in movies where they have to put a gun together while wearing a blindfold? Yeah, I can totally do that with bridles.
I say that like you'll know what the heck I'm talking about.
Trust me. IT'S REALLY AWESOME.
No. It's not. I'm a dork.
One of the only ongoing arguments my husband and I have is the following: which is the superior cinematic achievement: Happy Gilmore or Billy Madison?
Is there really anything else you don't already know?
I HATE having any light in my room when I'm trying to sleep. And ticking or scratching noises. Or the sound of styrofoam rubbing together...AND I ONLY HAVE 1 MINUTE LEFT MUST STOP TALKING
p.s. One more day to enter the Shaklee giveaway. Do it.
(taggin' my 5: Mary Kate, Jessica, Cari, Heather, Mary)