I am in love with the soft fabric and the color is a little bit fabulous.
But that doesn't change the fact that it's a plain old turtleneck and I am not one of the hosts of that radio show with the two ladies from Minnesota. I don't have time to link you to that hilarity, but I totally would if I did.
So then I remembered that someone had done fixed some turtlenecks and it was Ana. She fabbed one up here and here and I was just sure I could do the same.
Now if I only showed you this:
Friends, trust me when I say again that everything I do is ghetto. I will now reveal the dirty details of my incorrect sewing machine tension. Brace yourselves.