Have you ever seen a cuter profile? Pretend you don't have your own children and that the answer is is an unequivocal "yes" because oh my gosh....so cute!!!!
Y'all, I totally cried.
Here's the honest truth: I was worried that I
would be sad if there weren't twins in there. That it would be like
I lost a baby I never had or something? I don't know. Emotions are
weird. I mean, being sad about the idea that I might feel sad? Silliness. Absolute silliness because of course I was not sad at all. And I wasn't relieved, either. I was
just too busy being so happy to see his sweet face and his crazy legs for there to be room for anything bad. All things good and wonderful.
So there she was trying to get good pictures of all the parts and there he was going berzerk (as he is apparently wont to do) and I kept seeing his butt zoom in and out like Bart Simpson sitting on the copy machine and I could. not. stop. laughing. Which of course made it even harder to get a good view, but really I didn't need a better view because I know what a penis looks like, people. And I had seen it already. My little boy and his crazy legs and his Bart Simpson butt and his penis. But then when she finally DID get a good shot and she said it out loud and everyone cheered, I just....I just started bawling. It was all too amazing. Too beautiful. Too much of what I absolutely could not have anticipated. God is so good to me.
Oh, and do you want to know WHY I've been measuring ahead two weeks at every appointment? Because every single measurement of that sweet boy in there, from his brain parts to his femurs, is telling us he is two weeks older, two weeks bigger, than what we thought. 23 weeks instead of 21!
Could it be? Could I have this baby in late May instead of early June? Or will he wait until early June and be an enormous Godzilla baby measuring 42 weeks instead of 40? What say you, oh wise and experienced readers? Was I just given a Get Out of Pregnancy Two Weeks Early pass????
Baby boy! Big! Healthy! So happy.