First of all, yes that is the roof of our house with a tiny 4-year old bottom on it. Sure, that gives me pause...a little bit of pause. But more importantly, can we just make a little comparison for a sec?
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No.
No.
Just...NO. This is not good.
WHY? Why is my son wearing half of a The Situation costume??? Who led him to believe that putting that chain around his neck would make him look "cool"?
What's next....a field-trip to the tanning salon? Are they even called tanning salons???
Man. Someone dropped the parenting ball this time, I tell ya what.
But why is little pauly d on the roof?
ReplyDeleteHe was helping to clean out the gutters...of course! Careful cropping of this photo means you can't see Tommy on a ladder right next to him. He just leaned back for one sec while I snapped the photo :)
ReplyDeleteand p.s. No, he was not actually helping to clean out the gutters, either. I just love taking bad-mom photos!
ReplyDeleteHowever, he may just be able to support his parents in their old age, what with all his fancy MTV dollars....
ReplyDeleteHmmmmmm, fancy MTV dollars you say....
ReplyDeleteWhere can I find super-tight toddler sized t-shirts?
oh. my. gosh. TOO FUNNY! ahahahahahhahaha good luck with that one! :oD
ReplyDeleteJamie
For Love of Cupcakes
I hear reality stars make big money these days ;)
ReplyDeleteMan, you're right! I could be like one of those awesome pageant moms, but instead of the little girl with the fake teeth on I'll have a little boy with airbrushed ab muscles. Su-WEET!
ReplyDeleteOh no!! Tanning salons and fake gold chains all around!
ReplyDeleteoh, too funny! Love his expression!
ReplyDeleteLook at your sweet helper! He's the cutest little Pauly D ever!
ReplyDeleteBeing a native New Yorker, I can safely explain that his name should now be pronounced "Pawlie D." There's no need to be alarmed. Unless of course, he starts hoarding bottles of self-tanner, hair gel and Drakkar Noir cologne. Call in the big guns if he begins to covet Mustangs or an IROQ Z and plans road trips to Long Beach Island. If that's the case, you're in trouble.
ReplyDeleteShould you require someone to perform an intervention, cawll me. I might be at the mawll, but leave a message. I'll talk him down off the roof.
Well now I'm REALLY scared because there is nothing in the world he wants more than a Mustang or an IROQ Z. Unless it's a bigger chain to wear. Noooooooooooooo!
ReplyDeleteOh my goodness, "little boy with airbrushed ab muscles" almost made me spit out my water all over my monitor." LOL!
ReplyDeleteHah! Sometimes the comments are the best part of a post :)
ReplyDeleteOhhhhhh Dwija!! You could invite lil Snookie over. She'd be a good influence on him
ReplyDeleteCan I get in on his contract? He certainly has the facial expression goin' on.
ReplyDeleteHilarious! I totally see the resemblance.
ReplyDeleteSounds like trouble . . .
ReplyDeleteHahahaha!!! I can see the resemblance too!!! And how on Earth did he get on the roof? I'm so glad you captured it with the camera before getting him down ;)
ReplyDelete12 hours later, and I am still laughing. It's the expression that really nails it. He should be on TV.
ReplyDeleteHAHAHA I love Kelli's comment. Just reading 'Drakkar' reminded me of high school boys wearing starter jackets and DJ Jazzy Jeff & the Fresh Prince.
ReplyDelete@Julie- he's totally a drama queen already. He was MADE to be a star!
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