"I'm glad we're homeschooling so we don't have to worry about you wanting us to be all...you know...serious about our school work." -Lizzy, age 9
Witness evidence of lack of seriousness....
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at least it makes sense, sort of.
ReplyDeleteAs long as she knows what an adjective is, I don't care what the heck word she uses :)
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ReplyDeleteYeah, my kids are so meeting my expectation of seriousness in my public school classroom.
ReplyDeleteShe sounds like a big fan of MadLibs!
ReplyDeleteDing! You got it! That is exactly her inspiration :)
DeleteShe has a nice vocabulary going, too!
DeleteThe adjectives are wonderful!!! Which kid wrote this? How old?
ReplyDeleteThis is Lizzy- she's 9.
DeleteWe love mad libs around here, although butts and farts feature prominently.
ReplyDeleteI love how this started out perfectly logically and then quickly took a turn for the nonsensical after the first sentence!
ReplyDeleteLove this! IT reminds me of the time I had my daughter write a note to a Nursing Home for "handwriting" that day. It read, "Dear Sad and Lonely Folks, I hope you have a happy death! Love, CC" You kids sound super fun!
ReplyDeleteHahahahahaha!!!!! Oh that is terrible and so funny at the same time. Totally something my kids would do!
DeleteHA HA HA that is the best thing I've read all day! I love kids.
DeleteHahahaha!! That's hilarious!
ReplyDeleteOK... So, I just found your blog and realized I need to start at the beginning. Looks like I will be reading for a while. What a crazy, amazing adventure! Good for you!
ReplyDeleteI really love "camel-infested," what a great imagination! I remember when my kids were crazy for Mad Libs, they would have done the same thing with an assignment. I was a terrible mother and taught my son the joys of using variations of "poop" ("poopy," "pooped," poop-colored") for all the words. It was worth it for how hard he laughed, and I guess he got it out of his system because he never tried it again.
ReplyDeleteI remember doing mad libs as a kid and being absolutely breathless with laughter when one said "massaged his latrine". Clearly, however, I did not get it out of my system, considering how often I use the word "turd" in everyday conversation... ;)
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