I am so tired right now. Sleepy. I feel like I could sleep for three days.
The midwife came. Baby is officially in launch position and everything is looking good.
Oh, except that I've gained 45 pounds. I asked her to check for triplets, but unless the other two are gestating in my buttcheeks, I'm just a tubbo.
Stop! Right there! Don't try to say anything about how great I looked in the
35 week profile shots! Because brace yourselves- evidence of total chubby-wubbiness pending. Note how the shirt can't even cover the belly all the way. AND I'M EATING A POPSICLE!