Thursday, May 28, 2015

I should be too embarassed to share picture #3, but I'm just not {phfr}

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The perennials at the new house (the rule is that you can call it new for one year because each season is like "whoa!  whoa whoa whoa.  What the heck is going on now...?) got off to a slow start but are completely rockin' my socks at the moment.  A full May garden tour tomorrow (Cari is hosting a link up, so do the taking of the pictures, m'kay?) but just a little sneak of the peek right now...


Peonies, peonies, rah rah rah!

{happy}
It's possible that, if you asked him, Tommy would give you the impression that the pool is for The Kids.
 If by "kids" you mean "men in their thirties" then YES.  My gosh he loves that thing, like whoa.

{funny}
Speaking of my husband...

Okay wait.  I just need you to prepare yourselves, okay?  Just...I think just sit down and take a deep breath.  Center yourself.

A long time ago, we cut off Katy's ponytail, intending to be responsible and donate it to something something wig making something.  Welp.  I guess we lost it?  Try not to think too hard about that fact, okay?  Anyway, two days ago we found it again and of COURSE some people, well, some people just can't not do stuff IF YOU CATCH MY DRIFT.

Some people like this dude.

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 Tears.  Actual tears of laughter.  Or embarrassment.  I can't tell which at the moment.

{real}


Aaaaaaaaaaaand this is happening.  Right now.  As I type.  Beer me strength, Lord.  Why organize and sort books WITHOUT also painting the room when you could tear the library and living room up AND cover everything in paint at the same time?  Weeeeeeeeeeee!  Insanity level 11! 

My poor family....

Linking up with Like Mother, Like Daughter for Pretty, Happy, Funny, Real.  Tomorrow: all the beautiful outdoors!





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7 comments :

  1. Love it! Your posts always make me laugh!

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  2. Dwija, you're my kinda woman! You and I think alike. You can't NOT organize a room, without tearing it to shreds and painting at the same time...dear, that's how it's DONE! Like a BOSS! And the pic of hubby...priceless, EPIC, DA BOMB! I would send it in to a contest myself...you'd win...hands down!

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  3. Your redneck husband..... OMG..... LOL....... I much prefer the spanish guitar maker/player guy. (ps, you lost points because he's not wearing cut-off jean shorts)

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  4. Insanity Level 11. I completely understand this. The only perk (I know, hard to see the silver lining, but I swear there is one!) is that when you get back to Insanity Level 5, it feels SO good! (Because, let's be honest. We never hit Insanity Level 1. That's just a pipe dream.) :) :) :)

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  5. Oh my gosh HILARIOUS! So wish I knew both of you in real life! haha

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  6. Oh my gosh HILARIOUS! So wish I knew both of you in real life! haha

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