Here's the thing. I really was like "wow, that Friday post was so negative and if people come back to check for new posts and just keep seeing that over and over again, it's gonna be such a downer man." Complete with put-out surfer dude accent and everything. So I vowed to come and replace it with something new. Something happy! And fresh! And interesting!
But just a second ago I aaaaaaaaaaaaalmost got a nap, like I was actually asleep with the baby, and a certain child who shall remain unnamed decided that s/he was not interested in quiet time after all (shocker) and decided to stomp around in the hallway nearby to simultaneously let me know that s/he was rebelling against my impossibly horrible demand and to hopefully wake up the crib-bound child(ren) in the process.
This caused me to rocket out of bed like a watermelon seed being shot from between an experienced thumb and forefinger, heart racing, brain telling me weird things about falling out of bed and/or bad guys repelling from helicopters into my house. And my immediate response thereafter was to physically remove him/her from the vicinity in a manner that would make my midwife none too happy. Not out of concern for the child, who was of course fine because durable, but because, you know, that child weighs considerably more than the newest one, whose weight has been deemed the limit that I can safely lift.
I refuse to read over the previous three sentences for fear that my brain will explode from grammatical error overload.
That's when I realized that maybe I shan't attempt to fake a giddy mood and maybe instead you would like to see my most recent facebook statuses and tweets in a row so you can giggle at my plight and hashtagFirstWorldProblems your way through them. Then I'll wrap up with some cute pictures and we can all go home happy. Bueno.
Pictures of people instead? You got it.
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