Wednesday, April 04, 2012
Talking to a Two Year Old
Mama! I'm awake! I need to go outsiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide!
Hey, why is all your stuff on the floor?
Because I was cwyin'
Why were you crying?
Because I don't have no pants on.
Why did you take your pants off?
Because I need to get up.
And I want to go outside. And put my pants on.
And that, my friends, is why moms need internet access. Because otherwise they might start thinking that this is what conversations are supposed to sound like.