You see, my darling friend Melissa, of Magnetic Catholic fame (you really should 'like' her on facebook. Her stuff is awesome.) recently sent the kids some new magnetic paper dolls, but the box was, like, enormous. And you know why it was enormous? Fabulous Coach purse that she found on Ebay for next to nothing!
Or so she promises me. Because I can't have her spending oodles of cash just so I can stop carrying around the ghetto $12 purse from Payless Shoes that I've had since 2006.
Seriously y'all, the thing was finished...
Pretty much when the rubber coating on the outside of the purse is peeling away from the fabric lining, I'm thinking it's time to say good-bye. So I said a hearty good-bye and shoved that thing in the trash. Oh it felt so good!
Finally! A use for laundry baskets that doesn't mean more work for the mama! I should probably go check and see if they need any dried bread or pond water to go with those prison cells....
Please tell me you have a pile of mail...and books...and notebooks...and dvds...and coupons...and packing lists...that looks at least half as bad as this one does, sitting somewhere in your kitchen just begging you to do something with it. Please? Even if it's a lie? Consider it an act of mercy.