I am not the labor whisperer.
I am just a very pregnant woman praying.
Praying for the intercession of St. Gerard.
Praying for patience.
Praying that these contractions stop so I can sleep or they get stronger so I can meet my baby.
Either one would be fine, but the latter would be great.
But one thing's for sure- I am not the labor whisperer. I did not manage to outfox God.