See, once upon a time I wrote a real article and it got published in a real print magazine and they sent me a check for real American dollars in exchange and I was all "Quick! Cash it before they realize their mistake!" But then people started asking if they could read said article and I got clever. Photos of words on a page? Don't mind if I do.
So, from MomSense Magazine, the quarterly publication of MOPS International, I present to you my very first printed-in-print article evah.
I even got to talk about myself in third person.